2016-03-29
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2016-02-08
Quorthon13 - It's the Cam Newton business decision in the Super Bowl 50...
This one time in Football practice one of the guys fumbled while running a play in O vs D .... I dove on it... all out... parallel to the ground leaving my feet towards it... grabbed it and wrapped it up. Showed it to everyone afterwards.... IN PRACTICE
True story.....
2016-02-05
2016-02-02
2016-01-23
Cam Newton and the Carolina Panthers - thanks to the fans, love you baby!
Hey Baby
Cam Newton here
I'd like to thank all the fans
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Hey Baby
Cam Newton here
I'd like to thank all the fans
especially the ones who pulled the fire alarm at 1 in the morn in the Seahawks Hotel
Cause when you're playing the best team in football, you need all the help you can get.... I'm glad you picked up on the hints the
team was tweeting out
And of course our MVP - groundskeeper Willie - without you, none of this would have happened.... No one knows how to muck up a field
as perfectly to our specifications as you do, and a stroke of Genius to only uncover it at the last moment so the hawks didn't know
what hit them... You all saw what RW and the Hawks can do in the 2nd half once they woke up and put on the correct cleats
And the refs - the game seemed pretty good, but thanks for the calls you managed our way
And Minnesota winter - without you beating up the Hawks, it never would have happened
and the NFL - love you for the 10 AM starts - Its like getting a free touchdown - Roger - I love ya baby
And the Seahawks equipment managers for picking the wrong cleats ... that 1st halfs on you baby
And of course our tight butts, cause they just barely kept us from embarassing ourselves.... if you know what I mean
Ok, lets all hope for another perfect storm like this to occur, so we can beat the Cards..... Baby if you have any ideas text me
back, cause I'm out of them...... I think Larry Fitzerald and the Cards will be all ready for what we got....Any one else up for
more midnight hotel raids? Thanks for listening baby
Go Hawks, but since the top team in football(4 years running) didn't win, go Cards
2016-01-16
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2016-01-12
2016-01-08
Quorthon13 - J.R. Sweezy take down the Vikings like you did Jimmy Fallo...
DM - J.R. Sweezy ..... Activate Sweezbag Mode
DM - I'd say go full Sweezbag on the Vikings, but everyone knows you don't go full Sweezbag at 10 in the Morn
Nasal Announcer - Take them down just like you did Jimmy Fallon, You out funny'd him, let's see him out Football you
DM - Take down those Vikings, just like you did the Cards in week 17 when they said and I quote -
Nasal Cards - "We're not trying - ha ha ha - ignore our faces turning bright red, it was from us not trying - ha ha ha"
Go Hawks!!!
2016-01-02
Quorthon13 - Michael Bennett running over the Cardinals hugging the side...
Madden date 2015-12-29
My friend and I decide to play an innocent game of Madden
I call my first run
I notice THE Michael Bennett is my running back
I guess with all the changes to the Seattle running game
Madden got confused and THE Michael Bennett ended up as the
starting running back on that day
what happened was startling
THE Michael Bennett rumbled all over the Cardinals!
THE END.... or is it
Enjoy
the song.......
Quorthon13
Michael Bennett running over the Cardinals hugging the sidelines the song
2015-12-29
2015-12-23
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